Sampah Nonsense

Missing Mat Rempit. Reward if found, dead only.

- Trashed by SampahMan @ 1:01 AM

I just can't help not reading The Star. I mean, where else could I find the stupid things Malaysian's say to the media?
Here's something new, headlined Mat Rempit missing from Kubang Semang area.
Excerpt:
"The illegal motorcycle racers have gone missing from the roads here since the throwing of stones incident at the Kubang Semang police station last Sunday."

"Over the last one week, we have not spotted any Mat Rempit at the various road blocks set up along the Butterworth-Kulim Expressway (BKE)," he told a press conference at the Kubang Semang police station on Sunday."

"DCP Wan said that the absence of the Mat Rempits could be a sign that they had started to change for the better after realising their mistakes."

Oh come fucking on, do you not watch enough TV to understand the notion of criminals laying low until the heat is off?
You know, those HK dramas/movies, where the triad member commits a crime, and runs off to China to lay low? No?

---