Sampah Nonsense

Happy Fasting, My Muslim Friends

- Trashed by SampahMan @ 10:54 PM

To those of you fasting this month, hope you have a safe and incident-free fasting month.
To those of you who look Malay (Malay=Muslim? I'm shutting up now), and you're eating lunch, here are a few ways to handle the kepohs who intend to lecture you on the evils of violating the fast.

1. Wear a big sign that says: "Saya Bukan Orang Beragama Islam. Saya sebenarnya Orang xxx Yang Mirip Orang Melayu."
2. If you are a lady, and you want everyone to stare cock at you, wear a big sign that says: "Saya tengah datang haid. Jangan kacau saya."
3. Photocopy your I.C. in business card sizes. Highlight your un-Malay name (if it is), and distribute to the waiters/stall owners whenever you are ordering. If anyone walks past while you're eating and gives you the evil eye, please give the person your I.C. and say: "Jangan kepoh sangat".

Seriously, if you really anticipate such problems, remember to give the restaurants/stalls a break. They get a hefty fine if they are caught serving Muslims any food during the fast, so they are bound to ask. Some might ask very discretely, some will probably be rude. But unless you are willing to follow the steps above, keep cool and smile. :)

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